Learning Shtark Anthem by LMFTO:

Learning Shtark Anthem by LMFTO:

On shavuos, I slipped into a coma after learning shtark for 48 hours straight.

I walk into the Beis to find it empty chutz from some bumb dancing by the Bima and a Chaotic mess of shtenders.
Suddenly the Veker (a R' Tzvi-nik) comes running over and grabs me behind a sforim shrank. He's mazber to me that Mutzei Shvuos a festeh mix fun alleh Yiddisheh singers came out, and since then the oilam has been tancing non-stop.

"The nigun will mamish get in ur kishkes and be metameh ur lev & neshuma" He warns me.
Suddenly, we start hearing this nigun coming from all over - from the PA system to those Yerushalmi crier cars.
"Put these in" he tells me handing me a pair of ear plugs.
"Listen" I say, "Ich hub nisht de tzite far ur mishigasin. I've got 3 weeks of shiur to catch up on."
Suddenly, I chap the matziv, and realize what I have to do - the niggun needs lyrics. So, as the music begins, I go up to the Bimah, give a klop, and start Shtelling:

Learning shtark, yeah, woo, let's go

Learning shtark in the Beis tonight

While everybody just has a good time

I'm tryin' not to lose my mind

While everybody just has a good time

Learning shtark in the Beis tonight

Everybody just have a good time

Tryin' not to lose my mind

All I wanna do is, chap shiur

In the beis looking for my guy?

But he's never on time when they make the clop

I start shtigin away a gantzeh nacht.

Where the coffee I got's to know

Black hat white shirt and I'm on a roll

Half black half white ya u know, nuch d clap everyone out the door

Yo, I'm readin' through bleteh like Moshe Rabano

I got that hailigeh flow can't u see my halo

We learning shtark, yeah that pshat I am ripin'

On the rise to the top to Brisk I am headin'

Learning shtark in the Beis tonight

While everybody just has a good time

Tryin' not to lose my mind

While everybody just has a good time

Learning shtark in the Beis tonight

Everybody just have a good time

Tryin' not to lose my mind

All I wanna do is, chap Shiur

Everyday I'm shuklin' shukllin' shuklin'

Step up fast and be the first guy to get the girl with the cash

When I get the money don't be mad now stop, hatin' is bad

One more pshat for us another shiur

I'm fillin' up my cup not goin' to the Mir

Don't need no degree I'm shtark now

Ain't goin' to R' Tzvi no way no how

Wake up, learn all day

Put your finger on the place

Wake up, learn all day

Put your finger in the place

Wake up, learn all day

Raise your hands up to the sky

Raise your hands up to the sky

Raise your hands up to the sky

Wake up, stay up, wake up

stay up, wake up, stay up

wake up, stay up, wake up

Raise your hands up to the sky, to the sky

Raise your hands up...